Good Times Virus Hoax

NAME: Good Times
ALIAS: Good News, End Times, Defrag

Good Times is not a virus - it's just a hoax. This rare worm, known as Good Times, slithered its way through Internet news groups and various e-mail systems during December 1994. Good Times was not a virus as the word is commonly understood; more accurately, it was an efficient chain letter. Instead of spreading from one computer to another by itself, Good Times relied on people to pass it along.

The idea behind Good Times works somewhat like this: the originator puts into circulation an e-mail message which has the text "Good Times" as its subject. The message itself contains a warning of a dangerous virus called Good Times which spreads itself through e-mail systems and activates when the message in which it hides is read. The message goes on to explain that such a dangerous message can be recognized by its subject, which is, of course, "Good Times". According to the warning, a "Good Times" message must never be read, but destroyed on the spot instead.

Many users don't realize that this warning is a hoax - no public e-mail system supports the execution of programs while the accompanying message is read. However, since the message is written in a very sincere tone, people copy it and send it along to their friends; in fact, the warning explicitly encourages them to do so.

Sooner or later, what goes around comes around, and a user who has sent the message along receives it as a warning from a friend's friend or more distant relation. The first thing the user sees is that he or she has received a message which has 'Good Times' as its subject. Believing himself under attack by the terrible virus, the user destroys the message without reading it. The message, of course, contains only the original warning. After this near escape, the user probably sends out still more 'Good Times' warnings.

The Good Times warning-virus came in several different versions, one of which is shown below:

 

Subject: Good Times
Date: 12/2/94 11:59 AM
Thought you might like to know...

Apparently, a new computer virus has been engineered by a user of America Online that is unparalleled in its destructive capability. Other, more well-known viruses such as Stoned, Airwolf, and Michaelangelo pale in comparison to the prospects of this newest creation by a warped mentality.

What makes this virus so terrifying is the fact that no program needs to be exchanged for a new computer to be infected. It can be spread through the existing e-mail systems of the InterNet.

Luckily, there is one sure means of detecting what is now known as the "Good Times" virus. It always travels to new computers the same way - in a text e-mail message with the subject line reading simply "Good Times". Avoiding infection is easy once the file has been received - not reading it. The act of loading the file into the mail server's ASCII buffer causes the "Good Times" mainline program to initialize and execute.

The program is highly intelligent - it will send copies of itself to everyone whose e-mail address is contained in a received-mail file or a sent-mail file, if it can find one. It will then proceed to trash the computer it is running on.

The bottom line here is - if you receive a file with the subject line "Good TImes", delete it immediately! Do not read it! Rest assured that whoever's name was on the "From:" line was surely struck by the virus. Warn your friends and local system users of this newest threat to the Internet! It could save them a lot of time and money.


 

Despite extensive efforts to put a stop to Good Times, the messages have continued to spread and multiply in numerous e-mail systems worldwide. On some occasions, Good Times warnings have even been published in newspapers and broadcasted on radio.